. okaybye
end of transmission
yeah yeah I know I got rid of the journal.. but I do have a livejournal!
write in my guestbook
other cool cats
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PhOtO aLbUm I updated this part! all the pictures I didn't delete are linked on this page!
some thoughts on mississippi as told by queue
Mississippi is boring. but it is a fun word to type. Like whenever someone asks you where you are from online or somthing. I enjoy the weather, it gets hot in the summer and not to cold in the winter. Even though Mississipp
BLAH!!!!!!!!
i is a nice place to live I WANT OUT! I refuse to attend a state school. A lot of rednecks live here, so of course there's country music. boring. *sings* "ohh my girlfriends gone, and my dog ran away...and my trruuuucccckk just got a flat taaarrree." I know after I leave I'll have to come back and visit and see who had the misfortune of staying. but of course knowing my luck they will have struck it rich in real estate with the casino industries or something. oh well. thats life I guess.
the previous passage is quite ironic. if one checks the student directory at Mississippi State University, one would find my name. yeah I got sucked into staying but I don't care. I don't love it but I don't dislike it either. c'est la vie. anyway I'm glad there are still readers out there. maybe once I get my computer fixed I will continue to provide more fun for everyone. love sarah
eek I just saw a carrot. no wait thats....ok nevermind
Things to think about:
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.
Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
If an infinite number of rednecks in the back of an infinite number of pickup trucks shoot an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce a complete version of Hamlet in braille.
Hah!
Alas, poor kiroY. I knew him backwards.
Under these clothes, I'm as naked as a bee. - Jon Lovitz
Top Ten Six Strange And Ierstg Facts
- Did you know that when you mow your lawn for half an hour can cause as much polution as you would driving a car for 172 miles.
- In 1989 Americans threw away enough aluminum cans to build 6,000 DC 10 airplanes.
- The cow population of Vermont is greater than that of it's people.
- Americans on average produce 1,200 lbs of waste every year.
- The tuna fish never stops swimming.
- Twinkies don't biodegrade. ever.
hey who ran over the cat? those look like limo tracks to me. No one suspects the butterfly!
SMercury99 graphic(its at the bottom of the page dingbat) courtesy of xf. Thanks d00d!!
Fun for everyone
Sporks you say? Here is an informative but funny page on the spork. or foon. it even mentions stroons in there somewhere. anywho have fun!!!
Sanity test. Sign the guestbook with your results so we know who to watch out for!! =D
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Great Mobile Homes of Mississippi
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The Triple-Nipple
its joe cartoon!
Zooass
my personal favorite =) COWTIPPING!_($*~~!#&
The hampsterdance!
Be a pal! Send someone a virtual crack rock!
Japanese Engrish! funny because it is real
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